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Mississippi Life

Horseradish Hen

I am sitting here
looking at two big paintings. WPA commissions
Robert E. Lee,
conquistadors
TVA powerlines
Daniel Boone
a giant cow
more
TVA powerlines plus
some fruit.

I can’t even imagine
how much it must have sucked for native americans to meet such a weird batch of folks as came to hang out in Mississippi.

Back at work in 15 minutes.
I have a long night.
I wonder if I will be hungry? I can always eat later.
Probably
everyone will be hungry.

Horseradish Hen has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Horseradish's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Horseradish's latest works:

Mississippi Life

Submitted Aug 14th 2010, 06:12

To breathe in is called inhalation or inspiration

Submitted Aug 14th 2010, 06:06

dynamics of sobriety and alcohol in a quick moving vehicle

Submitted Aug 14th 2010, 06:04