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Missing Buttons

Ms. Gray

Hey, where’d my buttons go?
3 missing buttons, where did they go?
Lost in the laundry? no no no
Snagged somewhere? I don’t think so
Hmmm…where did my buttons go?
Hey little doggies do you know?
Bad little doggies of to the vet we go…

Ms. Gray has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Ms.'s terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Ms.'s latest works:

Missing Buttons

Submitted Apr 24th 2011, 22:51

Morning's Mystery

Submitted Apr 19th 2011, 23:09

Ode to banged up toe

Submitted Apr 19th 2011, 23:01