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Middle School <3

Martha Faldo

I’m sorry but I like told
Sarah who told
Charlotte who is like “sorry” but let it slip
to Brian who like joked
to Harry, overheard by Larry.

Larry told
James who like asked
Stephan who asked
Harry to tell
Brian to like ask
Charlotte who was like yeah, you like him, and told me
ˇˇˇStephan likes you!!!

Martha Faldo has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Martha's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Martha's latest works:

Middle School <3

Submitted Mar 16th 2011, 17:15

Your Ass-ymtote

Submitted Mar 16th 2011, 17:13