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Poem 1205

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Michael Reed Live from Nashville

Robert Hawkins

note; sing along if you wish.

Michael Reed Live. cd's available.

My name ain't Ann of Jill.
Don't ever I hang round Buffalo Bill.
Just ate a months worth birth control pills.
So drop your drawers Bill for a thrill.
Think I caree,,weree the buffalo roam?
On the pararie on the floor,
before the front door.
Get it out, get it up get it in buffalo boy.
You ain't hung like no buffalo,,,Bill.
Heyy what the hayy!
Better than sheep what say?
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bobby

note; Michael Reed,,actually
has polish. I like his poetry. He is pretty good.
My secret to writing poetry for VBP is pretend I have a marks-o-lot in the bathroom stall. .. bobby 08
Hey let's do a book together call it,"Screams From The Scene Insane"? bobby

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51