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Poem 219

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Michael Reed Driven

Robert Hawkins

Saw a red ant,
On the windshield,
Of my car.
I pushed the gas,
Thinking I would blow him afar.
At 55 he is still there.
Curiosity got me,
How much faster,
Could I go fore,
The ant lets go.
60, 65,
Damn he still there,
Even after that tree stopped me.
rlh

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51