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Michael Jackson died. So did Jesus.

Anonymous Thomas

I'm a huge fan of a dead man.
His name is Michael.
Michael Jackson.
Some love him.
Others hate him.
Or laugh at him.
Or think he's odd.
My religious parents say
that I should get over him.
That this celebrity is dead.
But I say in response,
"Michael Jackson died."
"So did Jesus."
They get offended.
So did I.
But who cares about me?
Michael does.
Michael did.
RIP MJ.

Anonymous Thomas has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Anonymous's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Anonymous's latest works:

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Submitted Jun 15th 2011, 22:50