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Mexican Food

Michael Ryndak

I love Mexican Food
and Mexican Food loves me
Every time I eat it,
I say Yippee!
The yummy ground beef and the melted cheese,
once I'm done with one taco I say,
I'll have another please.
When it comes to restaurants,
Taco Bell is the best.
Once a month I go there for a crunch wrap supreme fest.
I stuff my face, faster then fast
And then I wash it down with a Baja Blast.
When I get home, I already crave more,
If only they delivered,
it would be less of a chore.
But because they don't,
i have to drive myself there,
It may be getting me fat,
but I don't care.
When people ask why I eat so much without it being free,
I simply tell them,
Because I love Mexican Food
And Mexican Food loves me.

Michael Ryndak has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Michael's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Michael's latest works:

Mexican Food

Submitted Mar 31st 2011, 06:34