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Merry Christma Girl

Robert Hawkins

Yeah you slut whom I love so much.
Bitch!
Have I told you I love looking at your face?
Fuck you bitch.
Ain't nobody likes looking at your ass.
Thus it's exclaimed my obvious proclivites.
English,,, humm,,, English?
You girl,, rotten stinkin girl.
Lord help me with my stinkin girl.
Bitch,, fuckin hate her,, want her in her bed.
Smells like ice.
Ice heated up.
Little physics.
Being atuned touch here,, there.
Lips asking.
Sigh.
Sigh.
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bobby emily reeve
...2010 dec 24 ad
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merry,, more merry luv bobby

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51