Very Bad Poetry

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Meow Mix

Louis Pastiche

Tasty Cat food, tastier hangover food.

Nothing quite gets me in the mood, like my Meow Mix Ubermensch Catfood

New World Order, New World Whiskers

Its me you’ll miskers while there’s white Zenfidel Meow!

How Now! With the kitty face, fair Titania!

Louis Pastiche has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Louis's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Louis's latest works:

Meow Mix

Submitted Nov 17th 2010, 08:01