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Me As A Female

D'Lux Poetic

If I was a chic,
i would have big ass & triple d tits,
thick ass hips,
Walkin wit a switch.

Carry tulips,
1pair on my face
Da otha pair b'tween my hips.

Get a MySpace
Just 2 flirt.

In my pics...
Wit extremes short skirt
And my itty bitty,
tiny weiny,
yellow pokka dot bikini.

I would wear lip gloss
Only if its poppin
my coke bottle, super model figure,
would have taken & single niggas,
lips steady droppin.

If ya crazy, sexy, cool,
Given tender, love, care,
It wont b long,
Til ya get in my undawear.

Wen it comes 2 to dick,
I would do da opposite.
Worst @ sex,
Da greatest @ head.
A freak in da street,
A lady in bed.

Instead of walter pearce,
I would be tylei'asia smith.
But im a male my dear...

Omg lol idk y but
Its me as a female
Dats wat up bye...

D'Lux Poetic has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of D'Lux's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of D'Lux's latest works:

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Submitted May 13th 2010, 10:18

Dats My T.V.

Submitted May 12th 2010, 07:57

A-Z Poetry

Submitted May 10th 2010, 16:30