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Me And My Monster Me by Steve Wakeling

Robert Hawkins

Once upon a time.
All stories must start.
I saw the plume.
Earth I thought doomed.
Twas but an errant fart.
Worst part was?
From mine mouth uttered thus.
Scream set forth alarm.
But low was my ass.
With froth uttered so.
Could be the monster.
Be me the ass.
So Steve Wrinkling said so.
As another explosion occured.
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rlh 4-2-11

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Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51