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Me And My Monster Me by Steve Wakeling
Robert Hawkins
Once upon a time.
All stories must start.
I saw the plume.
Earth I thought doomed.
Twas but an errant fart.
Worst part was?
From mine mouth uttered thus.
Scream set forth alarm.
But low was my ass.
With froth uttered so.
Could be the monster.
Be me the ass.
So Steve Wrinkling said so.
As another explosion occured.
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rlh 4-2-11
PS to those yet unknown.
VBP comes bearing gifts.
Ever hear of virus,, polio?
I Steve Wreckling welcome you.
I love you.
This one is called herpes.
Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works: