Very Bad Archive
Me And My Lobotomy by Steve Wakeling
Robert Hawkins
Glibber, glibber.
Drool, droll.
Oh so droll.
When I need a diaper change.
I have a staff.
Make that.
Multi diapers.
As they dead in the head to.
But I Steve Wakeling?
Change my diaper first.
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dribble,, steve wakeling
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PPS, I did nothing.
Yet I'm treated thus, Wakeling?
Why all the scorn?
Dumping my stuff?
,, steal words? You can't steal the source.
It's like killing the chicken when you want eggs.
Are you that celestially stupid?
Burn your Christmas gifts before opening?
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,,, but in so much scorn?
,, must be envy.
-- RLH
Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works: