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Me And My Girth by Buddah Van Sun Tsu
Robert Hawkins
I can repose by the Trinity river Fort Worth Texas.
Though I decompose in China.
Residing quite comfortably inside this hick's head.
Urging my steed along whom I named Bobby.
Fine pliant docile animal. Whom I taught the basics of being ambulatory.
Embarrassingly I have got his snot problem licked yet.
But I Sun Tsu knows.
Probably the Very Bad Poetry I been feeding him.
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bobby
note; Run along now like a good girl, run and play.
Daddy be hot an sweaty with you later. Don't you even start without me.
You nasty girl,,, Sun Tsu, I might be dirt in China. But in Texas Buddah and me want to play.
Hey Buddah? That girl is a prodigy!
Absoulte magic on the skin flute.
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bobby
Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works: