Very Bad Archive
McGonagall Visits Unley
Mike Hopkins
City of Villages, Unley
I admire your facilities, which funnily
Cost your ratepayers much money
But they are generous people who lovingly
Water their nature strips when it is sunny
Oh Unley you are the fairest council area
In Adelaide. Your male residents chests are hairier
Your females’ cleavages cause me to stare at ya.
Unley is the best place in Australia to reside
Far better than Mitcham or Marion or Burnside.
Mike Hopkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 7/8/09. Read more of Mike's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Mike's latest works: