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McGonagall Visits Unley

Mike Hopkins

City of Villages, Unley

I admire your facilities, which funnily

Cost your ratepayers much money

But they are generous people who lovingly

Water their nature strips when it is sunny

Oh Unley you are the fairest council area

In Adelaide. Your male residents chests are hairier

Your females’ cleavages cause me to stare at ya.

Unley is the best place in Australia to reside

Far better than Mitcham or Marion or Burnside.

Mike Hopkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 7/8/09. Read more of Mike's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Mike's latest works:

Australia

Submitted Sep 13th 2009, 00:20

McGonagall Visits Unley

Submitted Aug 7th 2009, 20:53

McGonagall Visits Adelaide after visiting Melbourne

Submitted Aug 7th 2009, 20:48