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McGonagall Visits Adelaide after visiting Melbourne
Mike Hopkins
Beautiful City of Adelaide
They say that in heaven you were made
You sit upon the Torrens
And can be viewed from Mount Lofty through a lens
One million people live on your plains
And mostly are happy, though some do have pains
Your western boundary is the briny water
Your eastern is hills which make my legs falter
Oh Adelaide I praise you, fair city
And look on Melbourne with nothing but pity
Mike Hopkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 7/8/09. Read more of Mike's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Mike's latest works: