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Maturity Levels in Nature
Slim Walter DeTurtlevain
How baby-like is a rock
To simply sit and never talk
It cannot put on its own sock
It simply sits, and it is mock (ed)
How childish is a stone
Never knowing all that's known
Just existing on its own
Never once has that stone grown
How grown-up is a tree
Being just what it should be
Tree-ing just as it should tree
How I wish a tree was me
Slim Walter DeTurtlevain has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Slim Walter's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Slim Walter's latest works: