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Matt Petrillo

Josh Irsay

I had a scare
From a bear
While eating a pear
Apples are good too

In the woods
Oh lost in the woods
Why am I in the woods?

People make me mad
They do stupid things
Sean got kicked off of the computer
Banana

Poetry is an art
Which is very difficult to master
But not for me...
I’m still lost in the woods

Josh Irsay has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Josh's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Josh's latest works:

As I Look About

Submitted Nov 26th 2008, 06:51

Matt Petrillo

Submitted Nov 18th 2008, 07:17