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Marlene My Queen

Leonard Diaria

Marlene My Queen
Where has you been

My eyes are open
but I cannot seen

the extractor machine
is only sixteen

is covered with bile
patently unclean

new trousers sheen
olive drab gabardine

lost weight and am lean
eatin' nuthin' but beans

her ass were real keen
but I wanted her spleen


Leonard Diaria has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Leonard's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Leonard's latest works:

Boner

Submitted Aug 21st 2008, 11:21

Dan Badger

Submitted Aug 21st 2008, 07:46

Republican Blues

Submitted Jul 10th 2008, 03:29