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Marcos Pizza commercial, The Seventh of May, at Midnight

Skyler Latshaw

What makes Marco’s pizza the best?
Fresh cheese.
The competitors use cold, hard, packaged cheese
That breaks tables in half.
Try Marco’s pizza
For fresh cheese.

Skyler Latshaw has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Skyler's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Skyler's latest works:

Just Like My Heart

Submitted May 11th 2010, 07:52

Lost Love

Submitted May 11th 2010, 07:52

The Bay

Submitted May 11th 2010, 07:51