Very Bad Poetry

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Marcel Dzama's Toys

Leif Norman

Dracula-tron
He's got it goin' on
Oh no
His head fell off
Turn your head and cough
Doo Doo Doo
Transformers are not cars
They are not Go-Bots
We can safely say
they probably read our thoughts

Leif Norman has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Leif's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Leif's latest works:

Marcel Dzama's Toys

Submitted Dec 14th 2009, 15:14

Gern fnarg boodle.

Submitted May 5th 2009, 22:11

Joe Six Pack in Orbit

Submitted Oct 12th 2008, 15:58