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Poem 941

Very Bad Archive

Man Named Newt

Jerry Charles

Standin' on the corner in his new zoot suit

hair all gray like a real old coot

sniffin' dog heiners and a smellin' their poots

I guess you could be callin' him a big galoot

whiffin' up jenekm in his vile pig snoot

lookin' familiar, ain't the man's name Newt ?

lickin' groundhog schwantzs right down to the root

Jerry Charles has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Jerry's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Jerry's latest works:

Lester Mouse

Submitted Oct 10th 2008, 06:13

Repuderast Campaign

Submitted Oct 7th 2008, 10:05

Amphetamine Crabs

Submitted Sep 5th 2008, 06:07