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Make The Circle Smaller Cream

Andrew Yeaton

It's only because there are so many.
I don't know why there are.
But there are, I talked about it today how everyone comes back.
But the one thing that it makes me do, is change the layout of the dot in the middle so the poem number fits.

Andrew Yeaton has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 24/11/06. Read more of Andrew's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Andrew's latest works:

Make The Circle Smaller Cream

Submitted Jan 25th 2009, 21:55

The Lewinsky

Submitted Jan 25th 2009, 19:51

Coke to Caffeine

Submitted Jun 17th 2007, 16:38