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Mah Hur
Laura Hudec
Why don’t you cooperate?
You are the thing I love to hate.
I try to braid you, straighten and curl,
But every day you make me hurl.
Why don’t you agree sometime,
And let me do you up?
You get in my eyes and stick to my lips,
I want to cut you off.
You’re way too thick,
You’re always playing tricks.
Why can’t we be friends,
Like most other people’s heads?
You have horrid split ends,
I try and try again
To make you see
You do not complete me.
Laura Hudec has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Laura's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Laura's latest works: