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Ralph Ralpheus
Yesterday I ate some vegetarian sushi.
You left my heart bleeding like a hose,
When I play smash bros I always pick Yoshi.
The ghost of your love is living in my nose.
My brother doesn't make good rhymes.
Your the cold night surrounding my lonly sole.
Sometimes my housemaid steals my limes.
I cry during breakfast and get tears in my bowl.
na na na na na na
na
When I sit on a charmander I wish you were thar, man, der......
Ur the straitener I use on my curly har, man, der.
I want to die die die die die die die die die die
I dont want a job, I want to get high.
Ralph Ralpheus has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Ralph's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Ralph's latest works: