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Poem 659

Very Bad Archive

MENSA, off the turn-up truck

Robert Hawkins

Mensa have test.
Mensa they want.
Mensa have need.
Mensa need show.
Mensa want me.
Mensa want alphabet soup.
Mensa stir carefully.
Mensa spell Bobby.
Mensa look.
Just noddles.
Mensa carry on.
Bobby

note;
any doubt, who is the best?
...Bobby .08

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

A Day, of Bobby as interpeted, Emily Reeve

Submitted Aug 2nd, 22:52

Trilogy by Emily Reeve #3

Submitted Jul 27th, 21:49

Trilogy by Emily Reeve #2

Submitted Jul 27th, 21:35