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Brandon Hess

MAH POEM! :P
By: Brandon M. Hess

LIKE TO WRITE POETRY

BECAUSE IT’S VERY EASY.

IT IS FUN AND VERY COOL

IT CAN BE DONE BY A FOOL.

I CAN DO IT, SO CAN YOU

IT IS SO EASY TO DO.

A STANZA HERE, A STANZA THERE

STANZAS, STANZAS EVERYWHERE

RHYTHM, RHYMING, LOTS OF FUN.

POETRY UNTIL THE DAY IS DONE.

MY FAVORITE COLOR IS PURPLE,

WHAT THE HELL RHYMES WITH PURPPLE

POETRY! POETRY! YAY! YAY

POETRY! POETRY! ALL DAY!

I WRITE POEMS WITHOUT FEAR

JUST CALL ME THE NEXT SHAKESPEAR.

THOUGH THIS WAS A LOT OF FUN,

NOW THIS POEM IS FINALLY DONE!!!

Brandon Hess has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Brandon's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Brandon's latest works:

MAH POEM :P

Submitted Feb 23rd 2011, 07:15