Very Bad Poetry

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Lumber Dump Fun

Turner Crotchkey

THEY GOT A SALE ON BUSTER BROWNS
MY MA WILL BUY ME SOME

THEN I'LL PAINT A DIRTY SANCHEZ
ON THE MOTHER SUPERIOR NUN

I TOOK A VILE DISGUSTING DUMP THAT WEIGHED A HALF A TON

NOW I'M GOIN' DOWN TO THE LUMBERYARD TO HAVE MYSELF SOME FUN

Turner Crotchkey has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Turner's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Turner's latest works:

Chipper poem/song

Submitted Aug 2nd 2010, 06:48

Ed wins WW 2

Submitted Dec 17th 2009, 05:45

Dirty Sanchez

Submitted Aug 13th 2009, 04:00