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Luchadores
Daniella Princess of Doom
Luchador please put your spandex leotard on. Please put your shiny fabric mask on too. I want to fight you. I want to fight you. Do you want to fight me too?
Luchador please put your dukes up and please get a tan. I want to see you oil yourself up to a glistening man. Luchador please don't worry, if you go down, I won't make a scene.
Can you see my bra through this t-shirt? If you can I want you to look and really look like you're looking.
Daniella Princess of Doom has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Daniella's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Daniella's latest works: