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Luchadores

Daniella Princess of Doom


Luchador please put your spandex leotard on. Please put your shiny fabric mask on too. I want to fight you. I want to fight you. Do you want to fight me too?

Luchador please put your dukes up and please get a tan. I want to see you oil yourself up to a glistening man. Luchador please don't worry, if you go down, I won't make a scene.

Can you see my bra through this t-shirt? If you can I want you to look and really look like you're looking.

Daniella Princess of Doom has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Daniella's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Daniella's latest works:

Tale of a Night Watch Man

Submitted Jun 30th 2011, 11:53

This is Your Brain On Sex.

Submitted Jun 22nd 2011, 12:21

A History of Trying Things

Submitted Jun 20th 2011, 10:57