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Lovers Tale

Buckhead Bennie

Whoa, candidly he spoke,
to his girlfriend he said
get on up now young lass,
get out of the bed.
Tis morning m' dear
and the night is over
prepare my two eggs
this time sunny side over.
Hark, she exclaimed,
I am running late
to that I replied
so muffins don't make.
Before she could leave,
and drive very fast
I said to m' dear
you must empty the trash.

Buckhead Bennie has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Buckhead's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Buckhead's latest works:

Lords Prayer Part 2

Submitted Feb 26th 2009, 10:48

Lovers Tale

Submitted Feb 26th 2009, 09:56

Bogus Succatash

Submitted Jan 2nd 2009, 14:03