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Love

Caroline Halvorsen

Love

Love is like a decent song
Like a little butterfly flying around
Love is like flowers that are extra cool and bright
Like a cake with all chocolate, no vanilla-ew
Love makes me turn this frown upside down
Love, love, love, oh love
Love is like the Fourth of July
Just because fireworks are so awesome
Love is like an ocean
Because my love is deep, down where the fish swim
Poor fish get eaten by sharks
Love is like a delicious popsicle
My doctor gives me the best popsicles
Love is wonderful, love is great
Love is like an A+ on a test to raise that F in the class
Love is beautiful
I love love more than love loves me
So love, will you love me?

Caroline Halvorsen has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Caroline's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Caroline's latest works:

Love

Submitted Feb 23rd 2011, 06:17