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Lourdes, Flapjacks!
Daniella Princess of Doom
I write to you Lourdes,
I have been bamboozled.
I write you you frantic
and woozled.
The priest knows a joke,
the cinnamon spoke
and the windex spilled in the streusel!
Tomorrow my lover comes
so tiresome, so boring
the sun is out and I'm snoring.
The emo is running away from his smile
the walrus is playing with Kyle.
Please help me Lourdes as only you can!
Please help me get rid of my boring lame man!
He leaves crumbs everywhere and they lead to sedation!
I need an army, a Rhodesian invasion!
Lourdes, Lourdes! Advice column queen!
Please write your answer on a round lima bean.
Daniella Princess of Doom has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Daniella's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Daniella's latest works: