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Poem 328

Very Bad Archive

Lollercaust

Chi Zhang

The laugh that demolished nations,
The nasally hee-haw,
The high-ended screech of mother nature,
Abomination of holocaust's perdition,
Snickers and giggles rife with arbitrary constants perplexing to the frowned upon faces of men,
The shapeless shifiting of cackles and guffaws,
Spittle flying,
Young men dying,
Lollercaust,
Holocaust for the chuckle-inclined,
A little part of you dies every time you hear it,
Every time you see it,
Every time you feel it,
Inane, trite, banal,
Retarded to the point of fetal alcohol poisoning,
Mute and effete,
Flailing like the piece of crap that it is,
A jungle, a forest, a dense collection of heaving masses mired in the grotesque irony of masked laughter,
Lol, rofl, lmao, roflcopter, roflcakes...

Chi Zhang has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Chi's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Chi's latest works:

What are u doing?

Submitted Nov 8th 2007, 22:40

Utter Crapitude

Submitted Nov 8th 2007, 22:40

Succinct

Submitted Nov 6th 2007, 22:05