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LoLo RoRo
Ace Kale
Sometimes
There ain't nothing else to do but
Go back to that song.
When the days are long
Longer than any schlong on the east side.
That's when we jive to
Lolo roro
Baba dee
Momo fofo
Tinkerlee
I see that your nose
Is like an eel after Christmas,
Gelatinous like your ears
I couldn't wash in any stream.
And I fantasize
About the long ride home
With only you and me
Chanting
Lolo roro
Wawa fee
Roro shosho
Tinkerlee
Take me to the circus
Perform in the dark
I'll get my penny
And throw it in your heart.
You're a loser, a boozer
What do I care?
You talk at length
With your greazy hair
Lolo roro
Tidle zee
Nono toto
Tinkerlee
Ace Kale has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Ace's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Ace's latest works: