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LoLo RoRo

Ace Kale

Sometimes
There ain't nothing else to do but
Go back to that song.
When the days are long
Longer than any schlong on the east side.
That's when we jive to

Lolo roro
Baba dee
Momo fofo
Tinkerlee

I see that your nose
Is like an eel after Christmas,
Gelatinous like your ears
I couldn't wash in any stream.
And I fantasize
About the long ride home
With only you and me
Chanting

Lolo roro
Wawa fee
Roro shosho
Tinkerlee

Take me to the circus
Perform in the dark
I'll get my penny
And throw it in your heart.
You're a loser, a boozer
What do I care?
You talk at length
With your greazy hair

Lolo roro
Tidle zee
Nono toto
Tinkerlee

Ace Kale has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Ace's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Ace's latest works:

I's Smart Song of a Cavalier Hick

Submitted Jun 22nd 2010, 13:09

Cracker-Jack Wedding

Submitted Jun 12th 2010, 23:43

Fool, I Loves You

Submitted Jun 8th 2010, 22:56