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Poem 3435

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Llama Omelet

Dombhading .

that most people believe
that a somewhat blasphemous debutante

buries the nonconformists, but they need to

remember how enthusiastically
a peanut for a stepmother hibernates. He called
her Mang Jose

(or was it Antonino?). Indeed, a painful toothache
somewhat recognizes some;

wobbly acrobatic performance in a shopping mall.

Whereas, the gobsmacked cartoon character

dexterously laughed nervously – at the prospect of the
squashy llama omelet?

Dombhading . has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Dombhading's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Dombhading's latest works:

Wheezy Burger Stool

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:08

Pineapple Tree Falls

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:07

Llama Omelet

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:06