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Little Brown Varsity

Edward Krayva

can I go now?
no, its not your turn

but my ass is on fire !
burn baby burn

there is so much to know
but I cannot learn

I work all day long
but it is shit that I earn

the glory days of Front Street
will never return

Sandra was good lookin'
but my love she did spurn

unnatural goings on with Harold
behind the cistern

stinkin' drunk with a 2x4,
beware the mental Scurn


Edward Krayva has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Edward's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Edward's latest works:

3 1/2 Diving Dumps

Submitted Apr 20th 2010, 09:52

Jumbo Love Stool

Submitted Apr 5th 2010, 09:26

Chipper the Delinquent

Submitted Feb 16th 2010, 05:29