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Poem 1480

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Lisa

eugenio furio

Lisa was so hot that she turned the AC off and melted all my condoms;
the second time we met was after i had been in hell;
i found her breasts more inviting than vegetable dumplings
after dinner we went home and i told her i wanted to have sex
she said no
i got undressed
and then we melted some more condoms together

eugenio furio has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of eugenio's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of eugenio's latest works:

that's true: what can i do?

Submitted Mar 12th 2009, 03:02

without words

Submitted Mar 3rd 2009, 20:24

Submitted Feb 23rd 2009, 01:08