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Limburger

prunella jones


Oh my beloved,
oh my stinky, stinky cheese!
Your soft, fatty goodness is the reason I can't be completely vegan.
I never thought I'd love something that stinks like the devil's asshole

prunella jones has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of prunella's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of prunella's latest works:

Memories

Submitted Aug 31st 2008, 19:40

She

Submitted Aug 31st 2008, 19:34

I Wanna Be a Cougar When I Grow Up

Submitted Jun 24th 2008, 21:35