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Like a snot.

Kezza Lovette

Like a snot
life is not
very good.

sometimes.

Sometimes my snot
is not
a snot
but a booger.

Then what will I do?

Except pick it.

Thats like life.
You have to pick it.

Otherwise you are just
a stinking booger
in a snotty world.

Like some people I know.
Called Karen.

She's a booger.
I'm a snot.

But its ok.
Except when its not.

Kezza Lovette has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Kezza's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Kezza's latest works:

Its Hot.

Submitted Sep 29th 2008, 19:50

Lovette Laughs.

Submitted Sep 29th 2008, 19:42

Lovette

Submitted Sep 29th 2008, 19:39