Very Bad Archive
Life - by Grandma Robot
julia flores
***Housekeeper Disorder Instructions***
Kitchen:
Improve stuffing composition (self-explanatory)
Refrigerator machines (look inside)
Refrigerator trees (remove)
Freezer language (adjust)
Pantry:
Pantry tractor (use)
Mouse shoes (avoid)
Improve pantry dregs (do)
Hall:
Door plank duplicator (dust)
Living-room:
Wander furniture (put back)
Woodwork dramas (clear up)
Piano lamp (turn off)
Window fluff (admire)
***Meanwhile outside the window...***
Red centaur (improbable cap)
Exquisite tickets (for)
Magnificence lunch (where the)
lawns sing geranium (and the)
surroundings screen elsewhere reality
***Out front***
Driveway lady
Exultation vehicle
Choirgirl sequins
Resplendence shoes
Teachers headdress (hostess undertones)
Triumph eyebrows
***Zoom! Off to work at the***
Office sandcastle
(Evaluated lobby imponderable...usually obstacles whirr...?)
Sleepwalker explanations
Syllable information storage
Pheasant cubicles (loose herd)
Replacement sheep
Automaton gleam...(preposterous scruple)
Future footholds
Eleven a.m. office humor (neighborhood baloney)
Harem lunch
Quiet snipes
julia flores has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of julia's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of julia's latest works: