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Life/Wife

bob fink

Life.
Wife.
Kite.
Bite.
Knife.
in the face.
DID YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY VASE?!?!

Ok then...
Well Your a bitch.
Ill cut you
only after i fuck you.

bob fink has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of bob's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of bob's latest works:

Verb?

Submitted May 24th 2011, 12:43

Life/Wife

Submitted May 24th 2011, 12:41

Inspire

Submitted May 24th 2011, 12:35