Very Bad Poetry

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Life

Emily Luft

Zombies
Argghhh
I keep hitting a lamp
NINJAS!!!!!!!!!!!
The narwhal ate my peanut butter sandwich :(
CURSE HIM TO ETERNAL HELL
Just kidding
Unicorns are made from rainbows
Faeries smell weird
Is this real life?

Emily Luft has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Emily's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Emily's latest works:

Life

Submitted Jun 12th 2010, 20:51

Death

Submitted Jan 11th 2010, 08:52