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Liam Dumb
Max Gagnon
Liam is dumb.
Liam is really really dumb.
Dumber than a plum.
He thinks he is my chum
To bad he looks like a bum.
Liam is dumb.
His laugh is short and phlegmy.
Like a cat right before it throws up.
Once he tried to fly
It lasted as long as the Indians when Europeans came to America.
He is as pale as snow that wasn’t peed on.
Once he tried to jump
It was as successful as a white guy jumping
He doesn’t trust squirrels
They attacked him once when he was a kid
He thought it would be a good idea to play catch with one
It didn’t work.
He is as lame as a duck.
And not the metaphorical lame duck
But a real duck that was really lame
Maybe from getting shot
by himself
Liam is dumb.
I, on the other hand am awesome.
And doesn’t afraid of anything.
Max Gagnon has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Max's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Max's latest works: