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Lettuce

Sam Eichhorst

The crunchy sound,
The light green color.
It's food for rabbits,
So don't get in the habit.
It grows in the ground,
You buy it by the pound.
It has a funky texture.
Lettuce is bad.
It makes me real mad.
Whenever i see it,
It makes me real sad.

Sam Eichhorst has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Sam's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Sam's latest works:

Lettuce

Submitted May 11th 2009, 07:02