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Let my people eat cake, she cried

McKeon Hilary

Let them eat cake?
Cake?
Cake?
NO!
were all fat.
Everyones fat.
Oh, marie
My darling-
NO, fuck you.
Obese, obese, obese.
*Pause*
Back on track
No cake
Stop the fat
Feed the rich
Fuck the poor
Innerpartysystem*
“Don't Stop”
Ever.
Never stop.
No cake.

McKeon Hilary has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of McKeon's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of McKeon's latest works:

Let my people eat cake, she cried

Submitted Feb 17th 2010, 12:31

Let my people eat cake, she cried

Submitted Feb 17th 2010, 09:44

Let my people eat cake, she cried

Submitted Feb 17th 2010, 09:33