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Lesbian Princess
L'eggs N. Bacon
I am the lesbian princess.
I like to feel you,
you're so soft and wet.
When I go to kiss you,
my heart beats fast.
We run away to an island.
You're my favorite sparkly pet.
-Circa 1998
L'eggs N. Bacon has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 13/5/10. Read more of L'eggs N.'s terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of L'eggs N.'s latest works: