Very Bad Poetry

dear god why u dun this 2 me
my funzone is like a burnin oil well
except its all wet and not burnin
and i can smell it from here

why with this itchy clacker
u not give me a biker chick with itchy tongue
why u made me a dyke on bike
when all i want 2 do is stick vegies up myself
as if they are a man with half a mongrel
(half mongrel like a cheese twistie)

i faint
i die
i stick the cumumber up and feel drippin
then the burnin goes away
i think -
what else is around i can stick up there safely

FRanK CLysTEr has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of FRanK's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of FRanK's latest works: