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Le'Animal

Susie Moozy

Big fat glasses with black lining
He only wears them when the is shining
A striped tie, it doesn't taste like an apple pie
This beast would never cry— nor tell a lie
For he is a spy

Susie Moozy has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Susie's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Susie's latest works:

Le'Animal

Submitted Nov 9th 2010, 15:18