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Laundry Man

Dombhading .

Down in the fiery... abyss

Where I do NOTHING know where

There is a vacuum cleaning woman

Who uses man bubbles here and there

To scrub and scrub and scrub

All things that are not colored

Red and blue and yellow are

Of course not super unless white and black or gray.

The lollipop tree is a unique superhero with unsurpassed abilities

To wash clothes during Sunday mornings

In front of his/her lawn along with the BROTHER cute

And eleven mushrooms all in a line.

That’s nice isn’t?

Dombhading . has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Dombhading's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Dombhading's latest works:

Wheezy Burger Stool

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:08

Pineapple Tree Falls

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:07

Llama Omelet

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:06