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Poem 2875

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Lamenting Marvin

Daniella Princess of Doom

Wally Ron Koala
nibbles
Stew of ham and
bread of challah
brother John the viper
Speeding on his vespa.

Twenty three o'clock.
He'll get there on the dot!
Gifts for emus four
the sad one and the bore.
"Here is an umbrella!"
boasts brother viper John
"one for Sid and one from
Tom."

Wally Ron Koala
throws away his lunch
doesn't like the bradys
not even one of bunch

"Today was truly terrible!"
shouts emu, of them tallest.
"Today the viper came and
ate of us our smallest!"

Sixty four o'clock.
The funeral at duck's.

Shucks.

Daniella Princess of Doom has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Daniella's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Daniella's latest works:

Tale of a Night Watch Man

Submitted Jun 30th 2011, 11:53

This is Your Brain On Sex.

Submitted Jun 22nd 2011, 12:21

A History of Trying Things

Submitted Jun 20th 2011, 10:57