Very Bad Poetry

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Poem 3003

Very Bad Archive

Lame brain

headless barbie

My brain sure feels gray
It is like a used cotton ball

soggy

I can't get a handle on a thought
I push too hard,it squidges
All that comes out is broken blobs
disjointed fragments of ideas

running together into a confused mess
like tins of spilled paint running into the gutter.

headless barbie has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of headless's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of headless's latest works:

smack! - a percussion poem

Submitted May 30th 2011, 14:17

Lame brain

Submitted Nov 27th 2010, 12:59